He has reached every level of Myst. Her room is littered with soda cans. He idolizes Data from Star Trek®. But all your favorite geek really wants is to be understood.... Whether you're friends with a geek, work with one, love one, or hate one, here you'll find handy instructions for analyzing and understanding all things geek, for example: how your geek relates to others; geek organizations and gathering spots; getting your geek to exercise; the Geek Diet (soda, pizza, and other geek food groups); how to help your geek thrive.